I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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