Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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