i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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