Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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