I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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