so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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