we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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