I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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