Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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