What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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