My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Randomize
