im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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