We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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