I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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