You're so nebulous sometimes
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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