fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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