it wasn't lemon gatorade
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We have so much sex to catch up on
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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