Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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