If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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