It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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