do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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