If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
