awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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