just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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