HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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