i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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