But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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