So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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