how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
no you cant smoke seaweed
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
whose ass print is on the piano?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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