I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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