In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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