you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
someone owes me an orgasm
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Randomize
