I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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