1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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