So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PANTIES FOUND
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