Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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