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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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