Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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