Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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