You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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