How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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