I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
even my farts smell like vagina
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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