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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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