Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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