sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Randomize
