we have officially lost it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
