Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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