I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I cut my penus on the lid.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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