your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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