Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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