Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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