I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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