So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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