The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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