my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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