David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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