You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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